Caption contest: this is why grocery stores shouldn't sell smartphones

'We call it a very nice phone and you can get it on a 12 month contract.' Oh, really, Tesco? Nifty! So, how much is that bag of day-old doughnuts... with and without a contract?

Don: 'Knowing my luck, if I buy this now they'll have an iPhone 4 with a Bold keyboard on sale next week.'

Darren: 'Do you guys sell a vegan model?'

Michael: 'At Tesco, we've got raspberries, strawberries, and... ThunderBerries?'

Tim: 'With Android, are you supposed to squeeze it or shake it to tell if it's ripe?'

Chris: 'You can find it in the toothpaste aisle of your local grocery store.'

Myriam: 'Behold the Desire Torch, a new AndroBerry phone from HTRIM... now available in the cheese aisle.'

Richard Lai: 'By popular demand we have extended our Tesco Mobile Rewards offer to our shanzhai range.'

Sean Hollister: 'And Tesco embraced fragmentation, the only way it knew how.'

Vlad: 'Hey, if RIM's gonna use our apps on its tablet, then we're gonna use its buttons on our phones. Fair's fair.'

[Thanks, Matt O.]