Apple�s Three Laws for Developers

If you�ve ever seen the movie iRobot, you are familiar with �The Three Laws� from the film.

Isaiah Carew, an Apple developer, decided to be clever and come up with three laws that Apple would (and probably will now) enforce on its developers. They�re funny to read, because they are also true�

Apple�s Three Laws of Developers

1. A developer may not injure Apple or, through inaction, allow Apple to come to harm.
2. A developer must obey any orders given to it by Apple, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A developer must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

� I. Developer

Pretty good, huh?